The Delicious Satisfaction of Nailing Vulture’s Cinematrix

Cinematrix No. 331: February 20, 2025

Few small victories in life are as deeply satisfying as going 9 for 9 in Vulture's Cinematrix. It starts with that first confident pick—yes, Christina Ricci was definitely in Anything Else—and then the momentum builds. You match Geena Davis effortlessly (including a rarity, Don’t Talk to Irene, only known by a mere 1% of players), Sean Penn clicks into place, and suddenly, you're on a roll.

By the seventh or eighth box, your heart rate picks up. Could this be a perfect round? You hesitate on the last choice, double-check your mental IMDb, and take the leap…

Boom. 9/9.

The grid lights up in triumph!

For a moment, you feel like a film scholar, a human Wikipedia, a casting director with an uncanny eye. You could probably run a studio. You should probably be hosting a podcast. The world may not know of your cinematic genius, but you do—and today, that's enough.

Robert McEvily

Robert McEvily is a writer and multidisciplinary creative who publishes short fiction, humor, essays, cultural commentary, drawings, photography, and video. He’s the Creator and Editor of Six Sentences (Est. 2006), and hopes you’ll share your work.

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