He says he can tell I love to be adored…
Newest Writings
You’re the only one who will ever read this.
Moon Over Buffalo
Be damned your numbers!
And damn you!
I… am Cyrano de Bergerac!
Who knows? You might hear your own story told back to you from an unexpected angle…
Matilda Williams
“Robert McEvily is the coolest guy I’ve ever met. And I’ve met Barack Obama. Rob is much, much cooler than Obama. He’s the greatest! He can add numbers in his head and move his feet really fast, like Riverdance style.”
No one chopped wood, no one spoke to strangers. The sky hummed unnaturally.
“McEvily’s musical instincts are impeccable. He’s simply awesome. I only wish I had a tenth of his talent.”
— Taylor Swift
In a long-living desert with skulls for my pets, I rate the days, one to ten, with lead cigarettes…
Robert McEvily gets around. He’ll be on time.
Train, bus, car, feet, balloon, airplane, boat, skateboard, kayak, bicycle, dune buggy, roller skates, piggy back, rocket ship, you name it.
Oh yeah—that time McEvily sketched Søren Kierkegaard.
David Lynch Forever
Mr. Lynch used to post daily weather reports on his YouTube channel, calmly describing the weather in Los Angeles. It was delightfully mundane, oddly hypnotic, like Twin Peaks but without the murder.
He also had a segment called Today’s Number, where he’d select a numbered ball from a jar, announce it with absolute seriousness, and that was it. No explanation, no context—just David Lynch declaring, say, "Today's number is… 7." It was part performance art, part existential mystery, and somehow, it made perfect sense.
“Good artists copy; great artists steal.” -Unknown
Robert McEvily is frequently mistaken for these guys. He draws and writes stuff and takes pictures and makes videos and walks a lot.
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Rocking Neil Simon’s Plaza Suite…
Whether you need a somber Sam or a jubilant Jesse, this dude has acting styles for miles, yo!
Oh yeah—that time McEvily got down with the duality of cheese.
“He's my idol and I adore him.” ~Charli XCX / "Sexiest man ever." ~Margot Robbie / "Way smarter than me." ~Elon Musk / "His ass is perfect." ~Angel Reese / "I wish I had Rob's rizz." ~Timothée Chalamet /
“He's my idol and I adore him.” ~Charli XCX / "Sexiest man ever." ~Margot Robbie / "Way smarter than me." ~Elon Musk / "His ass is perfect." ~Angel Reese / "I wish I had Rob's rizz." ~Timothée Chalamet /
"He smells like flowers." ~Martha Stewart / "Rob taught me everything I know." ~Joe Burrow / "His intellect makes me horny." ~Gal Gadot / "Rob would've been a great Beatle." ~Paul McCartney / "So freakin' hot in that older guy way." ~Sydney Sweeney /
"He smells like flowers." ~Martha Stewart / "Rob taught me everything I know." ~Joe Burrow / "His intellect makes me horny." ~Gal Gadot / "Rob would've been a great Beatle." ~Paul McCartney / "So freakin' hot in that older guy way." ~Sydney Sweeney /
“He's a singular talent." ~Paul Thomas Anderson / "Such a funny writer." ~Tina Fey / "He teach me to hit good." ~Juan Soto / "I need to make love to him ASAP." ~Demi Moore / "A much better actor than me, MUCH better." ~Daniel Day-Lewis /
“He's a singular talent." ~Paul Thomas Anderson / "Such a funny writer." ~Tina Fey / "He teach me to hit good." ~Juan Soto / "I need to make love to him ASAP." ~Demi Moore / "A much better actor than me, MUCH better." ~Daniel Day-Lewis /
Once upon a time, a man set out to write The Great American Novel…
Jazz Hildago
Hal sat in the Ennet House common room, staring at the ceiling…